Formed out of boredom and a genuine desire to: – strut – rock out – perform – make your mother proud – make your parents pay for the crime of giving you life – vent – pick up girls and guys because you are an ordinarily hopeless fuck in this regard and it seems easier than getting an attractive, genuine identity – think your opinion, expressed through music is far more necessary or important than anyone else – exploit your A.D.D. – show your friends up at the annual school reunion “Oh, so you’re a successful banker, Well I’m a hopeless tard living on noodles in a rats nest. Just keepin’ it real man”